Amazingly, the little dog’s owner calmly stayed where she was, chatting with a friend and drinking a beer, cheerfully observing the whole situation.
Little Dog, Big Bite
I was walking, stoned, through my favorite park when a little Chihuahua dog started to chase me.
It chased me, snarling and yapping, for a couple of blocks as I tried valiantly to resist the urge to break its little neck, and then just walked away.