1. Books
1.1 By/about yourself (even though it's only in fine print) |
1.2 You never finished reading |
1.3 You don't understand, but make you look smart. Nietsche, Baudrillard: be gone! |
1.4 That gave you butterflies. Share your happiness. |
1.5 That made you cry. Replace old tears with new tears. |
1.6 On language |
1.7 Dictionaries |
1.8 On poetry |
1.9 Travel guides |
1.10 For children |
1.11 On gardening. Let your green fingers flip new pages. |
1.12 On cooking |
1.13 On art |
1.14 That are tiny. For small readers or from little writers. |
1.15 That are just plain wrong |
1.16 Diaries. Revelations, daily struggles or goodbyes. |
1.17 Magazines |
2. Massage parlor
Get or give a professional massage. Click here for more information. |
3. Clothing
3.1 Pregnancy/children's |
3.2 Too daring. For a second you thought you were more eccentric than you really are. |
3.3 Diet pants. Size 44 for a 48. |
3.4 Unisex for everybody. |
3.5 Washed too hot |
3.6 You cannot wear alone |
3.7 Football shirts. Ajax. |
3.8 That doesn't bring out the color of your eyes |
3.9 Norwegian sweaters |
3.10 Prints |
3.11 One-time-only dresses. (Also for men) |
3.12 Bright colors |
3.13 Wrong. From metallic babydolls to wooly knickers. |
3.14 Fake luxury. Looks like real leather, but its really not real. Could be your style though... |
3.15 Your partner hates. Swapping your partner can be done, but not here. |
3.16 With bad memories |
3.17 You made yourself |
3.18 That belonged to your grandma |
4. Hairdresser
Donate your hair to make a wig for a cancer patient (25cm minimum). In return you get a short new coupe, cut by Leontine from 020 studio. Is your hair too short? Exchange a haircut for a Facebook-like. You can also become a hairdresser. Click here for more information. |
5. Shoes (no holes)
5.1 Slip-on |
5.2 That are almost in fashion. Good for trendwatchers, maybe, but not for you. |
5.3 Heals you can't really walk on |
5.4 That hurt. They are good when seated, walking is impossible. Relieve yourself of this unnecessary agony. |
5.5 Sports shoes |
5.6 Shiny shoes |
6. Accessories
6.1 Bags |
6.2 Watches (also with an empty battery) |
6.3 Brooches |
6.4 Bow/ties. For fancy folk. |
6.5 Hat/cap |
6.6 Heavy earrings. Slobbery earlobes, unite. |
6.7 Skiing goggles |
6.8 Sunglasses |
6.9 Scarfs |
6.10 That I have in abundance |
7. Lonely socks (clean)
Sacrifice your lonely sock, in the hope that it finds a suitable mate. Remember, there's more to life than superficial appearances. |
8. Toys
8.1 Blonde (without pulse) |
8.2 Puzzles |
8.3 Blue |
8.4 Green |
8.5 Red |
8.6 Yellow |
8.7 Noisy. (Not without your children's consent) |
8.8 Wind-up (spinning stuff) |
8.9 Wooden |
8.10 Wheeled |
8.11 Games you always lose |
8.12 Games you always win Are you sure? |
9. Art
9.1 Beer coasters |
9.2 Unfinished business |
9.3 Sketchy sketches |
9.4 Children's drawings |
9.5 Wall decoration |
9.6 Crying Gypsy children |
9.7 Sad creatures. Adopt a painted animal. |
9.8 3D-art (with or without the silly glasses) |
10. Vases
Vases should hold flowers, so bring something that doesn't (yet) have flowers in it. Size and material not specified. |
11. Taxidermy (no holes)
Irresponsible pet-owners and glazy-eye-lovers, pay attention! You are not alone. |
12. Food (non-perishable)
12.1 Unlabeled cans. For us, adventurers. |
12.2 Homemade jam. (The one with a red & white checkered label gets to stand up front) |
12.3 Homemade chutney. Ditto |
12.4 Home-brewed beer |
12.5 Straight out of the pantry |
13. Seeds
Sow the seeds and let nature run its course. |
14. Cosmetics
14.1 Nail polish |
14.2 Perfume that no longer matches your washing powder. |
14.3 Passport |
14.4 Bonuskaart. You know, the one you get at the Albert Heijn. Exchange your consumption history with someone else's. |
14.5 Receipts that shows you for who you really are. |
14.5 Makes people look better |
14.7 Pubic-hair-shaving-shapes for him and/or her |
15. Photo's
15.1 You don't look good on but you haven't burned yet. Here, your head is still worth something. |
15.2 Self-portrait |
15.3 Of your ex |
15.4 With a story |
15.5 Signed by yourself or another celebrity. |